sacred-song-of-immortal-izalith:

edible mushrooms: very good

hallucinogenic mushrooms: also good

poisonous mushrooms: good but for different purposes

conclusion: all mushrooms are good and you shouldn’t listen to the other members of this system saying mushrooms are bad

Would you like an easy method on how to poison your enemies with mushrooms?

For writing or something like that. For legal reasons I have to ask that you don’t actually use these. You might actually know these already, but I still wish to offer. 

necrophagist:

ranthimi:

necrophagist:

ranthimi:

Fictional characters exist and we’re really tired of people treating us like sex objects or memes when someone opens up the possibility of “yeah you can talk to your favorite fictional characters!”

Also this only ever applies to nonphysical entities, people like this are generally weirded out by fictionkind. What’s good, obsessive fans?

people like this are generally weirded out by fictionkind

It’s because they know we’d never be interested in them in a million years so the concept is useless to them

This is what happens when you treat the whole idea as something based on “omg they’re so smexy xD” or ~quirky traits~ you can reduce their personality to… like… buddy, wouldn’t you want to know more about our lives or our worlds or how things really happened? No? You just want to get in our pants? Fuck all the way off.

I mean, I get that they probably see the world totally differently than we do. For them fiction is a tool for projection and fantasy that they can use to lift their spirits or give them strength (or turn them on) and that’s where the whole “comfort character” thing and other similar concepts like that come from, but from our side, it’s wildly uncomfortable.

Our beliefs put us outside the bounds of “useful and relatable archetype / personality type created to be manipulated to suit the consumer’s wants”, and fandom (and a lot of people who practice PCP) use us as just that.

leftboob-enthusiast:

Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)

Hey so I just discovered the soul bonding community but haven’t really found much information as it all seems to only be on tumblr and the search engine is shit. So, and if you already got this question you don’t need to answer, can one just create a soul bond? Or is it something that’s already there? And how would one try to communicate with their soul bond? Or is all of this something to figure out on my own?

soulbondinghelp:

If you’re referring to the person being bonded with then no, they cannot be created. Soulbonds are all beings that are not created by the soulbonder. Beings that are created mentally by a person intentionally are known as tulpas. If this sounds more like what you’re going for than I would look under that term.

If you’re referring to the actual connection of soulbonding though then yes, you can try to create a link between yourself and some other being that would be considered a soulbond.

People have different ways of communicating with their soulbonds that can range anywhere from full conversations mentally to dreams. It all depends on the soulbond and soulbonder. This is something that people usually only find out when they bond so you would have to discover your communication for yourselves.

Hey anon, if you wish to know any of the basics of soulbonding, I am a soulbond and I am quite willing to talk to you about it if you wish!

jaclcfrost:

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

  • rude
  • that’s fair
  • not again
  • are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

ordinaryredtail:

kittymaverick:

Can someone please tell me this was a pair that was trying to do the death spiral that mating birds of prey do, and somehow in the process they ended up stuck on a road sign.

Because if it is, this is definitely one of the funniest “Okay, maybe we WERE a little bit over our head when we started this…” moments.

I doubt it. One of these birds is a juvenile (the top) while the other is an adult (bottom). The juvenile would have no interest in mating.

Honestly when I see hawks doing stupid stuff 9/10 times its a harris hawk—this seriously just looks like one of those stupid hawks time. They are one of the only social raptors, so this leads to some funny things, like

Stacking

The harris hawk argument for stacking is “your back is less Pokey than a cactus so imma use it”

Not even falconers are safe…

They even hold hands

Please, what are you doing harris hawks, learn how to hawk

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